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October 9, 2020

Safety Not Guaranteed.


Review #1561: Safety Not Guaranteed.

Cast: 
Aubrey Plaza (Darius Britt), Mark Duplass (Kenneth Calloway), Jake Johnson (Jeff Schwensen), Karan Soni (Arnau), Jenica Bergere (Liz), Mary Lynn Rajskub (Bridget), Kristen Bell (Belinda), Jeff Garlin (Darius's father), and William Hall Jr. (Shannon) Directed by Colin Trevorrow. 

Review: 
""We are not the first people to make a time travel movie, we were very aware of that. We felt if we were going to step into that arena we wanted to find our own reasons for why we had a right to do it in the first place. It was an opportunity to make a movie about time travel – why we all might need a time machine sometimes, to fix our mistakes. Much more human issues.”

There is a first time for everything, particularly for directors and writers. This was the first feature film effort for director Colin Trevorrow and writer Derek Connolly, who had met as interns at Saturday Night Live (both had also been students at New York University Tisch School of the Arts in the late 1990s). Trevorrow had been making films since he was 12 and continued with film as an adult with his first short release and a documentary (Home Base in 2002 and Reality Show in 2004, respectively) before thinking about doing screenwriting, and it was meeting Connolly again on a task to do a script together that led them to become writing partners fulltime. Connolly was inspired by a particular ad involving time travel and bring weapons to write the feature (which by the time of him seeing it in 2007 was already a well-known meme), which he wanted Trevorrow to direct - which was done with a budget of roughly $750,000 over 24 days primarily in Seattle, Washington.

I will admit that this film has been on the backburner for quite a while, and the question always comes up after watching a film as to why I shuffled it on in the first place, whether it is good or not. Perhaps it was the cover for the film, displaying an advertisement that attracted the idea to do a film in the first place, which I repeated here to try and bring up a point: Who would be brazen (or perhaps bold) enough to do an ad like that, particular if they were actually truthful? Of course the actual advertisement was written in 1997 by John Silveira, done at the last minute for Backwoods Home Magazine as a joke. But hey, stranger concepts have worked before (I don't know, tell someone in 1983 there will be a classic about a time travelling DeLorean and the response would involve pointing out that car isn't being made anymore), so maybe this really does have some legs to shine with humor for its road trip to time travel. Oops, I mean bait-and-switch kind of road trip to time travel, since by the end of it I was not so much wondering about the machine itself as I was thinking about how disappointed I was in the overall presentation of its attempts at humor with quirks that seems more appropriate for tackier romcoms. But hey, let's talk a bit about the cast, since there is a small ensemble tasked to mumble their way forward. Plaza is okay, doing fine with showing the insecurities that come from one with flaws not easily remedied (whether as an intern or a time travelling partner). Duplass is technically right for the role, in the sense that I could believe the basic interest in someone with forthright suspicion and ambition for something more - but the ultimate goal and the reasons for it betray actually caring about him for the latter half, and by that point I also found the chemistry between him and Plaza to be on shaky ground more than the fulfillment the film wants to really portray. Johnson may very well be funny in other films, because he sure is a bland thorn as the third leg of this group (trio if one doesn't count the first time Soni that is just fine), a skeptic in search of a clue to be more interesting than surly pathetic-ness. 

Exactly what is it about this movie is interesting enough to make me care about these folks? I can't think of a single moment that made me really smile or laugh more than the times I rolled my eyes at how it winds up the clichés faster than it can say the very word it aspires to be: "original". Maybe it is a film about what it means to try and yearn back to the past and what was before with the contrast to how it really went way back when. If the desire to go back in time really felt real and interesting, that might be the case, but as you might guess from my concealed seething disappointment, that isn't the case (one could just quibble about the potential paradox created by making a time machine made to prevent someone's death succeeding and then there is no reason to create a machine if they are alive- and now my mind threatens to go to paste, so I retreat to thinking about baseball). I think the nail that seals the coffin for my disappointment ultimately springs to that ending, one that quite literally was flipped at the last minute by Trevorrow, who stated later that the original ending involving the time machine not working "didn't feel right". With what has occurred not even ten minutes ago with the unfolding of a mediocre rom-com playing pretend with sci-fi, believe it or not it might have actually worked better with the original ending - because why I would want to see it work with a nutter at the controls like this? Sure, it isn't the first time travel film to involve theft to help build its machine, but there's a certain aloof quality to how the film thinks it can brush aside contrivances and a lack of meaningful foundation under the guise of seeming "relatable and human" while instead being a mumbling bumbling mess of mediocrity. To me, it would've proven pretty amusing to have claimed to have built a time machine on the premise of rescuing an old flame from death and then have it all literally unravel right there and then (or better yet, have them travel accidentally into the future, where they don't have to worry about their friends or family since they see the heat death of the universe), but then again this sounds like it is verging on what I wish the film should have been rather than what it is instead. Giving this an average grade is aptly appropriate, in that it doesn't overstay its welcome at 86 minutes while not being anything more than blandly inoffensive, which makes it better than just being a 5/10 film with no real high quality. In that regard, it is far too mediocre to deserve anything other than a mild following, constrained by an overindulgence of whimsy to hide its weak handling of humor and drama with wavering acting that nevertheless served as a distinct little film for its era in terms of independent moviemaking prevailing on tight budgets for rookie directors soon to be better known for presumably better features. 

Overall, I give it 6 out of 10 stars.

August 15, 2019

Serious Moonlight.


Review #1259: Serious Moonlight.

Cast: 
Meg Ryan (Louise), Timothy Hutton (Ian), Kristen Bell (Sara), Justin Long (Todd), Nathan Dean (Detective), Andy Ostroy (Police Officer), Kimberlee Peterson (Trashy Girl), Derek Carter (Man #1), and Bill Parks (Man #2) Directed by Cheryl Hines.

Review: 
Some movies are just meant to stay in the movie bin. This isn't even a case of just being dreadful - this is a movie is too lame for even ironic watching like someone could do for Troll 2. The film can be summed up through three questions: Where is the comedy? Who thought this would be a good idea? Why is the film predictably pathetic? The best answer I have for any of these questions is this: Someone really thought this was going to work. This was written by the late Adrienne Shelly, who had written/directed/co-starred with Hines in Waitress (2007), with her widow being one of the producers of this film. This was shown at the Tribeca Film Festival in early 2009 before being acquired by Magnolia Pictures, who released it through their Ultra Video on Demand program one month before theatrical release. I am curious to wonder how many people decided to check this out on the streaming platform (barf) out of curiosity and how long they lasted before shutting it off. It amazes me that one can make an 84 minute movie seem interminable to go through. This is evidently a black comedy, and I say evidently in the loosest sense because it is roughly at the enjoyment level of lemon juice squeezed right onto your face in terms of humor. It is a film that is filled with contrivances in order to drive a romance angle that never really takes off - maybe there could be something funny about taping up your husband until he is persuaded that he still loves you and not his mistress, too bad this isn't the one to do it with. I shouldn't have been surprised that this scheme actually works, but maybe I really thought someone facing consequences for something so stupid could actually lead to a laugh. Obviously I should know better from a film with a title not to be confused with a David Bowie concert tour.

Who does one blame for such a blandly derivative film? You really can't blame the quartet of actors saddled with this material, who either got a memo to scream in every other scene or just really thought this was the way to go. Ryan (years removed from mediocre rom-coms like Sleepless in Seattle) is stuck in such a thankless position, where the dubious honor of trying to serenade her husband with a guitar is compounded by him being taped to a toilet after being knocked out (again). She is meant to have some sort of high-strung energy, but it never really comes out in a useful way to make me care. Hutton (spending most of his time acting from a toilet, a sentence for which I have to compose myself before I collapse from laughing) is similarly stuck with either having to shout or trying to be snide, which could be funny if the film wanted to do so. After all, it is just these two for over half the film. To say nothing of Bell, energetic yet not in the film enough to make more laughs. Long playing a robber sounds like a punchline already, but he mostly spends his time either hitting Hutton or lazily robbing them with his friends, which isn't as fun as it sounds. It gets stuck between the gear of sentimentality and cynicism and never gets out, where the direction and the script harmonize into ridiculousness that disappoints and irritates the audience at once. Nothing ever feels like it matters, with no real sense of consequences in any sense to be found. Why should I care about this loveless marriage and the attempts to revive it? Why should I care about them being tied up in their own house? Why make an implication with the ending about the couple seeing the robbers in the street after reconciling if you won't actually go anywhere with it? Is this really a film that needed to end before it even reached 90 minutes? As the questions ride over my head like a never-ending drumbeat, I can only say that this is the weakest kind of terrible movie - a whimpering and pathetic piece that can be mocked to oblivion and still have the insolence to linger there in its defeated state until the magnifying glass is taken off. The best thing to say for this film isn't to yammer about how awful it is for an essay longer than needed - if you see it sitting somewhere on a shelf or as an option on a streaming service (again, barf), just ignore it. By not watching it, you've saved those minutes for something better. Whether spent alone surfing the Internet, or spending time at work, or spending time with friends (whichever seems realistic), Serious Moonlight makes the case for appreciating doing those things more often as opposed to seeing the film more than zero times.

Overall, I give it 2 out of 10 stars.

May 13, 2014

Movie Night: Frozen.


Review #579: Frozen.

Cast
Kristen Bell (Anna), Idina Menzel (Elsa), Jonathan Groff (Kristoff), Josh Gad (Olaf), Santino Fontana (Hans), Alan Tudyk (Duke of Weselton), and Ciarán Hinds (Grand Pabbie the Troll King) Directed by Chris Buck and Jennifer Lee.

Review
Frozen is a movie that after watching it, feels like a classic. The songs are the first shining moments as they flow so well with each other and make a powerful feeling of fun. The characters are likable, they are fun to watch interact with one each other, especially Olaf, who is fun and certainly enduring, though Elsa is a brilliantly written character that is given her moment to shine. But most of all, the story is really well crafted, it's a really creative tale. The animation is wonderful, especially all the shots of ice because it looks so beautiful. Is the movie really great? Only time will tell, as movies come and go, but classics never fade from our memories, which is also what I say when trying to get "Let It Go" out of my head.

Overall, I give it 10 out of 10 stars.